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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Internet Protocol

Today's internet lesson is all about posting things on youtube and learning to deal with the consequences.
Case in point.
If you haven't seen coppercab's video for "Gingers do have souls" you should familiarize yourself with it now:


I'm not here to debate whether gingers have souls or not(they probably don't for the record), but this guy is asking for it.

And the people delivered. Here are some YouTube comments for that video:

- Get the fuck out...fucking soulless, fat, pedophile, christian, boylover...
Gosh I fucking hate you.
- You shouldn't be proud mate, your a fucking fat ginger! God took your soul and shit all over it when he made you a ginger.
- you're a christian? more like a bitch...

Coppercab can't handle all this criticism. He recently posted this on his channel, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THEN THAT BUT
YOU'RE VIDEO ABOUT ME MOST CERTAINLY PROVES OTHERWISE!
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD TAKE UP FOR ME SINCE YOU'VE ALWAYS
MADE ME LAUGH BUT INSTEAD YOU HATE ON ME!!! WHY!!??"

Moving on to Pruane2Forever, who also goes by the name sexman.
His youtube habits include speaking in an annoying voice, endlessly talking about himself and giving retarded reviews of movies and TV shows.

Here he is talking about his birthday:

I can't believe there is 191 videos of this shit...
The comments are usually spot on for his videos too:
- God damn and you're still a fucking virgin
- WTF man y is there like a 1cm gap between ur fucking teeth man, and why are u such a geek LOOK AT YOU, Spots, braces, chinese eyes, glasses ( in ur other vids) weird fucking hats, i bet u were abused my ur dad, and he forced his lil 3 inch cock down ur neck and came in ur mouth KILLURSELF U FUCKInG MONSTER

Gold.

The lesson here my friends is never post anything on the internet where people can see your face.
By all means, you can still post in your blog how you think microphones look like dicks...
You're going to get mocked, but it won't be as bad.